The Woe Balm
The Woe Balm
The Woe Balm
The Woe Balm
The Woe Balm
Body care

The Woe Balm.

£34
A tiny tube with big powers. Packed with calendula, vitamin E, and skin-loving fats that mimic your skin’s own barrier. When your skin feels hurt, dry, itchy, or just cranky – this balm jumps in to rescue and speed up healing.
30 ML
Key powers
Cold-shields lips & skin from wind and dry air
Soothes insect bites, irritation, dermatitis, diaper rash
Boosts brow growth
It helps. Here. There. Everywhere.

Lips in winter. Nostrils mid-flight. Baby’s butt on diaper duty.

Sounds too good? Nah, it’s not a trip — it’s just The Woe Balm doing its thing.

Lips in winter. Nostrils mid-flight. Baby’s butt on diaper duty.

Calendula + Vitamin E + Castor oil.

Heals bites, burns, scratches and gets your brows thriving.

Calendula + Vitamin E + Castor oil.

Pocket-sized.

Fits anywhere. Fights everything.

Pocket-sized.

AND IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS IT…

Palmarosa essential oil
Smells lush, works harder: antibacterial, healing, soothing.
Tallow + calendula + vit E
Team barrier repair – calms irritation, speeds recovery.
Thermal shield
Guards lips, skin and nostrils from cold and dry air.
Final touch
This tube beats any patches or sheet mask on the plane.

OOOH. THESE INGREDIENTS AREN’T PLAYING GAMES.

Castor oil

Thick, lush brows incoming.

Calendula + vit E

Instant soothe, turbo recovery.

Low-comedogenic

Purified tallow – your skin’s twin. Restores damaged skin.

Palmarosa essential oil

Morning rose meets green tea, fights bacteria.

Beeswax + shea + jojoba

Your skin’s ultimate armor.

Castor oil

Thick, lush brows incoming.

Calendula + vit E

Instant soothe, turbo recovery.

Low-comedogenic

Purified tallow – your skin’s twin. Restores damaged skin.

Palmarosa essential oil

Morning rose meets green tea, fights bacteria.

Beeswax + shea + jojoba

Your skin’s ultimate armor.

Full ingredient list:

Tallow (repairs and softens), Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil (nourishes and protects), Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, (softens and reduces inflammation), Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil (heals and creates a protective barrier), Cera Alba (beeswax, locks in moisture), Palmarosa Oil (antiseptic and calming), Lavender Oil (soothes the skin), Calendula Flower Extract (reduces inflammation and promotes healing), Tocopherol (Vitamin E, antioxidant), Sunflower Seed Oil (softens and restores), Ascorbyl Isostearate (stable form of Vitamin C), Isostearic Acid (emollient), Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C, antioxidant), Geraniol, Linalool , Camphor (soothes and cools), Geranyl Acetate, Beta-Caryophyllene (soothes the skin), Limonene, Farnesol (antibacterial agent), Citral (citrus aroma), Coumarin (fragrance compound).

HOW TO USE.

  1. On bites, rashes, dermatitis or brows — apply 1-2 times daily.
  2. For cold/windy weather or in a plane (also works as a mask alternative) — always layer over cream.
  3. Post-burn: use only once skin starts healing.
  4. For dry nostrils — dab gently inside the edges of your nose.

Not recommended for facial skin that’s prone to inflammation or breakouts.

HOW TO USE.

A NOTE.

I didn’t reinvent the wheel. I just brought back what worked for thousands of years – a healing balm based on organic tallow. It melts in, locks moisture, and rebuilds your barrier like it’s second nature.I spiked it with calendula, vitamin E, jojoba, and castor oils. And for the scent? I picked palmarosa oil – morning roses meet green tea, with real antibacterial and healing power. 
Alena, Founder of CREAMLY.

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